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    October 23

    胡言乱语

    很久没写东西了(怎么每次开头都是这句。。。。)
    随便写点最近的事情吧
    一、最近再次投身于空手道事业中,有几下几点需要说明
    1、是空手道,不是跆拳道;
    2、我是四级绿带,空手道级别是这样划分的:无极白带、十级橙带、九级橙杠、八级蓝带、七级蓝杠、六级黄带、五级黄杠、四级绿带、三级绿杠、二级茶带、一级茶杠,然后是黑带初段一直到九段;
    空手道级别
    3、月初去南京观看了一场空手道比赛,可以说是全国性质的吧,看完之后我对一道兄说,我转行了,往套路方向发展,他说,他也转,转摄影,不过昨天就听说他转解说了,因为摄影要扛机器也累;
    4、道兄问我为什么停了六年不练,这六年干嘛去了,我说,搞女人去了,他摸着我的肚子说,你是我见到的第一个被女人搞大肚子的男人。
     
    二、征服
    听到一个男人被一个女人征服的真实故事。
    甲出差,他的一个朋友乙在甲出差前和一个女生见了一面,出差几天回来,乙和那个女孩子就谈上了
    甲很吃惊,问乙怎么会这么快被套牢
    乙说:我也没想到,第二次约会的时候,那个女孩子带了自己做的饭菜,两个人在路边吃的便当,我就此被征服。
    这年头,碰到一个会做菜的女孩子不容易
    碰到一个肯用饭盒带着自己做的菜给男孩子吃的女孩子更不容易
    碰到一个第二次约会就会带着自己做的菜给男孩子吃的女孩子是不容易中之尤其不容易
    碰到一个第二次约会时候就肯不下馆子在路边就吃自己带的便当的女孩子那真是路道相当的粗了

    Comments (14)

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    钟鸣 金wrote:
    这样看来,我还算路道粗的。。。
    Nov. 7
    童 童wrote:
    肥猴=空手道,OMG。。。。。见过猴子,没见过介牛滴猴子。。。哇咔咔
    Nov. 2
    小丹 陆wrote:
    这个女孩肯定是台湾偶像剧看多了,哈哈
    Oct. 27
    dobo yangwrote:
    空手道老本行,熟门熟路
    柔道不够全面,我的训练里也会有所涉及,不专门去练了
    跆拳道那纯粹耍帅,花小姑娘的
    我玩实际的
    Oct. 26
    Huiwrote:
    第一次看你的大作就笑的不行了,没想到你去练空手道了。怎么不考虑一下柔道,空手道的套路都没有跆拳道好看的。anyway 下次有机会show一下我们看看,期待ing
    Oct. 26
    Min Yangwrote:
    我的经验是有空找女人不如等女人找上门,你朋友不就是个好例子嘛
    Oct. 24
    peng kittenwrote:
    不排除这女孩有show的成分吧,不然从节省的角度可以一起吃点便宜的东西嘛。
    不过的确,抓住胃就抓住心了。
    Oct. 24
    Zoe Zhangwrote:
    居然搞大了肚子。。。惊叹啊。。。
    Oct. 24
    Zoe Zhangwrote:
    居然搞大了肚子。。。惊叹啊。。。
    Oct. 24
    Picture of Anonymous
    Miss.Xu_ wrote:
    1234567>_<
    Oct. 24
    昊 徐wrote:
    解说员飘过~
    继续练发声去
    Oct. 24
    Flora Jiangwrote:
    还真是学海无涯,混到黑带九段还有这么远的路,就算你这辈子都不搞女人也不可能实现了。。。
    Oct. 24
    Picture of Anonymous
    (没有名字) wrote:
    什么时候分娩?
    Oct. 24
    容容 沈wrote:
    哦。。。。。
    Oct. 24

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